Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn’t good news if you’ve gotta recite...– Ozzy Osbourne (via teajournal)
drinkyourjuice: There was definitely that early teen era of wanting to love and be in love with all of the musicians I was listening to — finding a band and picking out someone to have a crush on in order to validate my fandom somehow. But I think there’s a point where you stop wanting to be the girlfriend of someone you admire and start wanting to be the person you admire. That’s a huge...
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For he was at once villainous and amenable; as people say colloquially, a moron.– Procopius, The Secret History
These are things that one can actually buy?? I'm down. Vivienne Westwood's "Get a Life" line. Dang.